Beautiful Tuesday...

Quack...quack...quack...(my ringtone)

Me: Arloo~~ Niu ma!
A: eh?? Niu pa...apa macam lu punya interview?
Me: ok lo...seems they quite satisfy with me lo...Have to wait for the second interview again, they said should be after the cny...
A: Oh...is everything fine, did u show your best?
Me: I've already blown very big lo...

Bla...bla...bla...

Me: Talking about your daughter ah...the 2 charsiew ah...(didn't even finished the conversation yet...)
A: Eh...I only got 1 charsiew with you ah! The small one is not from me ok?
Me: ...Then the big curly charsiew even more worst! She ate rubbish!!!
A: Ah! Talking about the big curly charsiew ah! Never live with me ok? You spoilt her!lols!!! Me good le! Cannot argue with me le?? I don't care ah! You don't beat them again ah! It's all your fault! You produced bad energy!
Me: What?? I've been very decent le...
A: I am sure because of you!
Me: Why me again? Because of you cannot meh?
A: YOU! YOU! YOU!
Me: Me lah! Don't forget your iPhone 4 is reaching my hand lo! Ngeks!!!
A: Aiyakk!! Kena tembak balik!!

Wahahhahaahhah!!! Both laugh alike...

Me: Eh babe! Tmr mau makan charsiew ah?
A: Pi lah!!! You know I don't eat pork.
Me: Ah then how come you produced pork?
A: Because her dad look like pork!!
Me: Nyah Seng!!!